spitestache

I thought, Hey, why not grow a mustache?  New year, new face.  And it will help me mark the time, will set this month apart from the rest, The Month I Had a Mustache.  It will give me something to do. Etc.But I swear, if my Armenian coworkers say one more time that-"That doesn't suit you."-"That's not handsome."-"That looks like a broken brush."then I'm going to unload on someone. It's the first thing they say when they see me in the morning. Seriously.  And as for the whole, it's-because-they-consider-you-a-friend, I say, well consider my face, a face that is exuding I-can't-really-deal-with-a-week-of-people-telling-me-I'm-ugly.  And let it grow....rassafrassin fragnabbit dadburn idjit....Now I'm gonna grow handlebars just to spite them.